What If Harry Potter…

 

NSFW: Contains Communism!

Art by Moorzilka (Deviantart)

1. “Harry Potter Becomes a Teenage Communist” by HardcoreCommie

Summary: Over the summer, Harry read “The Communist Manifesto”. Now, he returns to Hogwarts a changed person.

 

2. “Ayn Rand’s Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone by Mallory Ortberg.

Summary: Harry’s is a heroic being, with his own happiness as the moral purpose of his life, with productive achievement as his noblest activity, and reason as his only absolute. He’s also totally sexy and filthy rich, obvs. 

 

3. “Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality” by Less Wrong and Eliezer Yudkowsky (this one has been approved personally by Rowling. Yep.)

Summary: Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell…

 

4. Nowhere in the books does it ever say that Harry Potter is white.

 

 

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